07.20.07
Funny Bone
Indian Hell:
An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks “What do they do here?”
He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks “What do they do here?”
He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in? “Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the cafeteria…”
The reality of marriage
.. Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes! She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!
Contributed by: Antra Kulkarni
Mohana said,
August 15, 2007 at 8:23 am
Good onrs!