Posted in Humour at 11:12 pm by PuneTalks
If you know some one staying in Pune (India) let them know this. If you
are in Pune, do go through this story COZ, its a real one. Read this
true story…and let everybody you know in and around Pune especially
University Road………. Read more »
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Posted in Humour at 12:46 pm by PuneTalks
Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it…don’t waste
them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart
will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of
your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Read more »
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Posted in Humour at 12:25 pm by PuneTalks
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Posted in Humour at 7:18 am by PuneTalks
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Posted in Humour at 6:59 am by PuneTalks
Indian Hell:
An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. Read more »
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Posted in Humour at 7:21 am by PuneTalks
1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
And lastly……………..
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.
Contributed By Harshada B
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Posted in Humour at 10:45 am by The Editor
Thanks K Karthik for this forward
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Posted in Humour at 6:54 am by PuneTalks
“O my God. To be a student of Grade Nine and to have a father as cantankerous as you! Cried my daughter when I told her to stop listening to the i-pod while doing her mathematics homework. Read more »
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Posted in Humour at 7:26 am by PuneTalks
The old man of Indian cricket Raj Singhji Dungarpur bumped into me in Rediffland recently.
He says that Team India needs an elder brother.
Who doesn’t need one? I asked him.
“Well Dalmiaji doesn’t need one,” he said swiftly. Read more »
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Posted in Humour at 11:26 am by The Intellectual Terrorist
Fat people need to be banned. At least from public places.
Obese people consume a lot of space, especially in crowded cities. Valuable real estate is usurped by these large mammals. Just like you see signs on a small street that say ‘No Heavy Vehicles Allowed’, we should have signs on streets that say ‘No Heavy People Allowed’. Imagine having to jostle with the crowds in a Mumbai local. Throw a few fat people in and you stand no chance. Smaller people shouldn’t need to make space for these human equivalent of SUV’s. Read more »
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