Posted in Humour at 7:21 am by PuneTalks
1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
And lastly……………..
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.
Contributed By Harshada B
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Posted in Humour at 10:45 am by The Editor
Thanks K Karthik for this forward
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Posted in Humour at 6:54 am by PuneTalks
“O my God. To be a student of Grade Nine and to have a father as cantankerous as you! Cried my daughter when I told her to stop listening to the i-pod while doing her mathematics homework. Read more »
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Posted in Humour at 7:26 am by PuneTalks
The old man of Indian cricket Raj Singhji Dungarpur bumped into me in Rediffland recently.
He says that Team India needs an elder brother.
Who doesn’t need one? I asked him.
“Well Dalmiaji doesn’t need one,” he said swiftly. Read more »
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Posted in Humour at 11:26 am by The Intellectual Terrorist
Fat people need to be banned. At least from public places.
Obese people consume a lot of space, especially in crowded cities. Valuable real estate is usurped by these large mammals. Just like you see signs on a small street that say ‘No Heavy Vehicles Allowed’, we should have signs on streets that say ‘No Heavy People Allowed’. Imagine having to jostle with the crowds in a Mumbai local. Throw a few fat people in and you stand no chance. Smaller people shouldn’t need to make space for these human equivalent of SUV’s. Read more »
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Posted in Humour at 7:23 am by The Intellectual Terrorist
Very few people know this. Balaji Telefilms doesn’t have a scipt writer. They have a computer program that writes(generates) the script.
This is how they do it.
They feed the computer a list of standard entities consisting of the below:
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Posted in Humour at 7:41 am by PuneTalks
1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, “Mom! That lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!” Read more »
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Posted in Current Affairs, Humour, Miscellaneous at 8:01 am by The Intellectual Terrorist
The Pune rave party that got 280 young people arrested received mixed reactions. Read more »
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Posted in Humour at 12:52 am by PuneTalks
What happens to a Bollywood actress who is past 30 year of age, has more flops under her belt than hits, is taller than most actors who can be paired with her on-screen and is considered too old for the newer set of heroes who have the height to match hers?
Get married to one of the crorepatis and sit back and relax.
Well this may seem to an option to some but not one when you are an energetic smart girl with black belt in some form of martial art and are too hyper to lead a sedate, unexciting though comfortable life.
So you look for more options.
You don’t want to do any more endorsements of a saree brand, since the scars of the Praful sarees are still on your mind.
You try to pose alluringly for a magazine and the get charged for posing in an obscene manner. Read more »
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Posted in Humour at 11:22 pm by PuneTalks
Trust Rediff to keep you informed when you are thousands of miles away from your homeland.
I read in rediff.com that Amar Singh has done it again. Read more »
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